I don’t laugh very often (because I’m a very serious guy) but this made me chuckle. Just a little bit.
That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
Maybe there’s a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to shoot at someone
Who outdrew ya
Hallelujah, hallelujah
You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.
I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
Do you not have loud farts?
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
Bro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
Talk about being gaslighted
So tragic 😔
