ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIsn't that how you break up?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1315arrow-down110
arrow-up1305arrow-down1imageIsn't that how you break up?lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 days agoI want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices. Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoNot loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoBro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoProbably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoThe other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
My hole is always mic’d up
Do you not have loud farts?
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
Bro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.