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minus-squaremr_account@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down1·3 months agoIirc the actual wording used in the bibble was something like “showered her in gold.” Take that how you like
minus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoIt tastes just like raisins
minus-squaretangonov@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoBy the stroke of his mane he turns into plane and he turns back again when you tug on his winkie!
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoUh, that’s dirty!
minus-squaretangonov@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoDo ya think so? Then I better not show you how the lemonade is made!
minus-squarebeccaboben@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoOoo sweet lemonade, yes sweet lemonade!!
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoOops, wrong thing. GIVE IT BACK
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoSo God gave her an Immaculate Conception … and Gabriel gave her a golden shower?
minus-squareEvacuateSoul@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoThe immaculate part was that she was without sin. Just learned that recently, but I grew up protestant, so that wasn’t a thing for us.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoMy cousin almost got kicked out of catholic school, because when they were covering this, she asked if there was any reason to believe Joseph hadn’t simply had a wet dream, and Mary rolled onto it.
minus-squareKirp123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoZeus did it first. Can’t believe he’s just a copycat.
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI would like to shower in God’s golden shower
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoYe gots to do whut it sayeh in deh bibble!
Iirc the actual wording used in the bibble was something like “showered her in gold.” Take that how you like
I am not taking that.
TAKE IT BITCH
It tastes just like raisins
By the stroke of his mane he turns into plane and he turns back again when you tug on his winkie!
Uh, that’s dirty!
Do ya think so? Then I better not show you how the lemonade is made!
Ooo sweet lemonade, yes sweet lemonade!!
Oops, wrong thing.
GIVE IT BACK
So God gave her an Immaculate Conception … and Gabriel gave her a golden shower?
The immaculate part was that she was without sin.
Just learned that recently, but I grew up protestant, so that wasn’t a thing for us.
My cousin almost got kicked out of catholic school, because when they were covering this, she asked if there was any reason to believe Joseph hadn’t simply had a wet dream, and Mary rolled onto it.
Zeus did it first. Can’t believe he’s just a copycat.
I would like to shower in God’s golden shower
Ye gots to do whut it sayeh in deh bibble!