• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    There’s a reason why the orange buffoon can’t control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
    People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!

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    2 months ago

    Fucking finally!!!

    For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.

    It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)

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      2 months ago

      Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that’s why he’s so pro-Russia. As of now I don’t think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having photos or a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E’s island.

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          2 months ago

          It could very well be, I’m just saying this isn’t a smoking gun that Putin necessarily has the photos, but the thing having happened is implied more strongly.

          I don’t know any more than you do, but that’s just how it sounds to me: the thing likely happened, the existence of photos is implied too, but the Putin part could be meant either seriously or jokingly. That part sounds kinda iffy to me.