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I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!
it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid
idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess
Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.
This means that Abraham made a tall pile in his house of the foreskins from the many people that he had circumcised. He piled them, one on top of the other, in his house and a stream of blood flowed from these foreskins. The Holy One said to the angels: let us go to Abraham’s house to visit the sick. The angels said: Lord of the Universe, it stinks and it is quite repulsive in Abraham’s house, because of the foreskins. God said: in my eyes the smell of the foreskins is much better than the pleasant odors of all the incense, as the verse says, “I will betake me to the mount of myrrh”
It happened because an old man during the Bronze Age had a schizophrenic episode and hallucinated god commanding him to cut off his foreskin as proof of loyalty. Everyone just… Went on to humor him I guess and here we are thousands of years later and not much has changed. This is just proof of how traditions can be really stupid.
Not-so-fun fact, ritual circumcision was practiced by many groups in the ancient world. The oldest written account of Egyptian circumcision is from the 23rd century BCE (which predates its use in Abrhamic religions by well over 1000 years).
If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition
I guess a Bris fits under “any excuse to party”.
What else will they put into skincare products
Moisturize….me
I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car
It will, brother. I believe.
Make a couch out if him
Do all Incels go to Heaven?
Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub onto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.
Thanks, I feel better.
IIRC, this is from Dr. Who(?)
Dr. Who (2005) S01E02, to be exact.
And JD Vance.
I’m restoring my foreskin right now and so thinking about this reminds me of people who take the tomato off a hamburger and then add ketchup…
I didn’t even know that was a thing! The foreskin thing or the tomato thing.
wait wait wait…you can restore your foreskin??
Yup! And I highly recommend it. Just from the small gains I’ve made and the difference it makes, I’ve become pretty much completely anti-circumcision. Definitely completely for babies.
Arent irreplaceable glands removed during a circumcision? Might be able to lengthen skin to form something like foreskin but isn’t it impossible to regrow the glans?
Glans is the tip/head/non-skin end of your penis and it should not have been touched during circumcision. Maybe by mistake something happened.
But there are body tissue structures that are removed and lost forever from circumcision. Namely the “rigid band” and part or all of the “frenulum”
So a restored foreskin is not quite the same. But people who get circumcised as an adult and then later restore say that restored is about 70-80% as good. And far better than nothing!
I took the time to Google it. I was thinking of sebaceous glands which just produce skin oil. Probably more there than other places given its function but yeah I get ya.
My cut job is fine btw. No errors. Would prefer that the choice was mine. And if it were I wouldn’t have it done. So when my son was born, we didn’t do it to him.
If foreskins get into heaven, then I’d expect that all of my fallen hairs would be there too. That would be like… a lot of hair
