Yes, I just shot you all over the internet, what are you gonna do about it?
That smash mouth singer is dead too
Momento mori.
Kid at work doesn’t know what a collect call is.
“Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”
Bruh I barely do and I’m a 25 year old techy. I’m sorry, you’re old.
I’m sorry I’m old, too
Something else happened in 2001
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
That’s fucked up
Nothing as significant as Shrek though
Wow. I remember seeing Shrek with my mom in 2001. I also saw Finding Nemo with her in theaters. I love my mom. I haven’t given her any grandchildren though. To her dismay. But she loves me unconditionally. Moms are the best. No one understands love better than them.
Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
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Tweet by “average joe” @jazz_inmypants
there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out… Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming
Wait… Shrek came out 24 years ago? Not five?
Welp, looks like I got more than one foot in the grave.
