Yes. I can spend those two hours watching door hinge repair videos on YouTube, I was going to do that anyway.
Sure you were. And then you were finally going to get around to fixing them, right!? Just take your precious money.
All jokes aside your youtube recommendations for the next 3.4 years will include door hinges.
As long as I can break door hinges for those 2 hours, I’m good.
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On a serious note, if you have a striped screw hole on a door hinge, put some tooth picks in the hole, snap off the bit that sticks out, and put the screw back in. I’ve fixed so many doors this way.
Does it matter what direction the stripes run on the screw? :)
To add to this, a stripped screw into concrete or brick can be fixed with the same method but using a small piece of copper wire the length of the screw.
Unfortunately I don’t know enough about screws to tell if this is a joke
I’m making a dumb joke about your spelling haha. Striped is like a zebra, as in having stripes. Stripped is what happens when a screw is stripped.
Ohhh I see. I had a feeling I was wrong about that spelling, hah. I shouldn’t have put my faith in autocorrect
Stripping screws sucks. Screwing strippers is pretty cool.
What rhymes with orange?
“Sporange” does. If you’re especially bad at pronouncing words, many other things also rhyme with orange, like flange, range, and monkey.
Porridge, horseridge, the entire first act of Hamlet, LaBron James’ telephone number in Spanish,
Doorhinge
No it doesn’t.
Drake and Josh reference, nice.
Plot twist, you’re teleported in a room that will be set on fire if a switch isn’t pressed within 2 hours and broken door hinge blocks you from pressing it
I would simply use $250 million to buy replacement door hinges for the ones I can’t fix during that time. Easy peasy.
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A piece of paper with number “1” written on it.
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Damn it, I was so close
You all are misinterpetting this. If in the rest of your life you spend 2 hours or more fixing door hinges the 500 million is revoked and if you’re in the negative now they take your organs to make up for the deficit.
If I had half a billion dollars I can promise you I would be spending zero seconds of the rest of my life screwing in door hinges.
I can imagine the genie thinking “Bwahaha I tricked you!” and then getting increasingly frustrated that I never fix a door hinge again even though I didn’t notice the trick wording.
Right? It’s like… let’s see. I have half a billion dollars. I just noticed my door hinge isn’t working correctly. Do I
A. Attempt to fix it, requiring maybe a trip to the hardware store, but at the minimum some time and effort
B. Ask my assistant to call someone and go back to playing video gamesI know what I’d do.
If I had that money I could finally pursue my passion of fixing door hinges.
I just honestly don’t think I could. They say money can’t buy happiness and it sure as hell can’t buy a properly self installed and adjusted door hinge.
I work for a door company, that’s going to be super difficult
ever heard of free time?
what’s that?
what am unhinged proposition
Replace your ‘door’ hinges with ‘cabinet’ or ‘industrial maritime’ hinges and your semantic loophole is set.
Two metric hours or two imperial hours?
Light hours.
In that case I would do it. Heavy hours would be a different story
I would buy a tent and a pickup truck. Then I’ll set up a tent in the back of the pickup truck. And I’m going to have a house on wheels without door hinges because tents don’t have door hinges. Crazy enough?
truck doors have hinges. I have been known to fix those.
Ok, ok, My plan is ruined. I urgently need to hire qualified planners to make a new one. :)
Just looking out for you, make sure you make it all two hours.
