We should legalize period-accurate piracy on the high seas. You can legally loot and pillage your way across the ocean…as long as you’re willing to do so using entirely 18th century tools and equipment. I just want to see a bunch of maniacs in a tiny wooden sail boat try and capture a giant modern cargo container ship.
Sounds cool but pirates often pillaged and raided small, easy to target coastal villages, killing and graping. They were huge dicks and deserve to be eradicated.
We should legalize period-accurate piracy on the high seas. You can legally loot and pillage your way across the ocean…as long as you’re willing to do so using entirely 18th century tools and equipment. I just want to see a bunch of maniacs in a tiny wooden sail boat try and capture a giant modern cargo container ship.
I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Tie bezos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection
Sounds cool but pirates often pillaged and raided small, easy to target coastal villages, killing and graping. They were huge dicks and deserve to be eradicated.
*raping
In this economy?!
My raft is gonna be contemporary, only using Styrofoam, even the rum is Styrofoam because thats all I can afford.
I admire your spirit, but that’s gonna be a big no from me, dawg.