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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

You're so predictable

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You're so predictable

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    This pic is so old I actually knew there wasnt a letter in it

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      It has even less pixels now too.

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        I think it probably has fewer.

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So did I and I looked anyway

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    Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.

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    HA! I got you!
    I didn’t go back, I just believed you!

    Take that stranger! can’t fool me!

    • mad_lentil@lemmy.ca
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      Team apathy! 🙌

  • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    there you go, another compression iteration

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    This one has never worked for me, because if I see a long number without commas or periods I have to stop and figure out. I couldn’t hope to read that number until I solved to puzzle of whether is started with “million” or “billion.”

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      Yeah, my first thought was it’s a, um, yeah, 4.8T. Then I realised my autism ruined the joke.

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    I read the number before it told me I didn’t read it. I accept btc.

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    hah! you owe me that sum of money i didnt read, as i didn’t go back to check for the letter, therefore achieving a different result from your bet.

    your hubris was your downfall

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    I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha!

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    Now listen here you little shit

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Gottem

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    That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion…) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

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    Why would I read the number? I saw the dollars and that it’s a lot, that’s enough context for me

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    I did a cursory glance at the groups to see that it was 428 rnillion, so I think that’s enough.

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      Why did you write rnillion and not million?

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        Because million would be incorrect.

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