He doesn’t need to eat in the standard manner, he can just strain krill out of the ocean like a whale.
Mama says Friedrich Nietzsche was ornery cuz he got all them mustache hairs and no mustache comb.
very [ee]nteresting.
Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it
*Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*
How do you even kiss that man?
Great philosophers don’t get kissed, silly. (Actually Nietzsche himself likely said something like that.)
I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.
Something tells me philosophers are typically not too concerned with attracting sexual partners.
women flock to them like flies on poop though. maybe i should have studied brain studies when i was in the schools.
Nietzsche had a sister complex.
Nietzsche if brought to 2025: “So tell me about this phenomenon you call ‘anime’”
Nietzsche appears to have evolved independently to fill the same environmental niche as Dr Zoidberg.
What does not kill you makes you stronger. Chew that hair.
