This is Cortana all over again. And I don’t remember people using Cortana at all…
Cortana was a squandered opportunity for sure.
I disabled it.
While I didn’t use it regularly, I did use it here and there in both W10 and W10M. The jokes were pretty good too. But I’m an old-time halo player that is geeky as fuck so I’m laser-aligned with that demographic.
A drop of piss?
It’s Mico, the co-peelet!
Yoooooo! That gif where it does a little twirl had me busting out laughing in the car😂😂😂
I thought capitalism was about supply and demand. We demand something and corporations supply it. Who demanded this crap?
Capitalism is about juggling numbers, empty promises, exploitation, pump & dump and „HODL🚀🚀🚀“
I’m convinced we are post capitalism now.
other capitalists
There are so many characters they can’t do, it’s like trying to choose a sports team mascot these days.
They still screwed it up.
This lil piss guy gave me an idea.
We’re gunna put AI and connectivity in Elf On A Shelf. The kids will be able to give their Christmas lists and confess their sins to the AI controlled Elf, which will have it’s own Amazon wishlist.
The Elf will weigh the sins of the child, and deeming them worthy, will automatically order the appropriate gifts off the list, which will be delivered via drone down the chimney Christmas Eve, once the Elf determines the child has gone to sleep.
Ah, now computers can be infected with fungi along with worms and viruses.
Oh man, they even have it wearing glasses and looking a lot like Microsoft Bob!
Why doesn’t anyone do history anymore? There really is so much to be learned.
How do we murder it quickly
Quick, draw r34 and shitty memes!
I’m doing my part!
I’d rather not
There is only room for one Micro in my heart and that is Micro Micrófono from 31 Minutos. Microsoft should be ashamed 😜 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9zd5pQJms
