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zedgeist@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

Colon, Germany

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Colon, Germany

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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      Wait, this is a boneapple tea! Don’t we have a community for this?

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    TIL I should eat beans before a date.

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      This is lemmy, we’ll encourage you to eat beans for all scenarios

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    Jokes on you, these were actually written by dogs enjoying the sweet scent of manass.

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    Oh shit that took me far too long.

    But when did this horrible trend start with young men putting like half a bottle of cologne on them?

    (it’s a major issue for me due to sensory overload)

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure it’s been a thing since cologne was invented.

      FWIW I went to high school in the early-mid 00s, and during those days, it wasn’t cologne - it was Axe body spray. My friends and I would joke about there being ads in the future similar to the, “Did you work at such-and-such and develop mesothelioma? You may be entitled to compensation.” Except instead of asbestos filling your lungs and giving you a disease, it’s Axe. That crap was in the air perpetually.

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        Oh god, the smell of the middle school side of the building… it was putrid. Axe mixed with with misted body odor from the boys who had gym in the morning.

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        It was always Lynx/Axe Africa as well

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      1200BCE Mesopotamia?

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        Fair, but we’re noticing a huge rise in the city in the last months.

        Seems to be a ‘recent’ trend for young mens to overdo it.

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          I doubt “application” has changed. You’d be better off looking at the types of scents being sold over the years.

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            I don’t think it’s the scent but the amount but not an expert either 🤷.

            Anyhow for me the only option is again just staying home, that’s what neurodivergent do.

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      I remember in highschool that some of the other boys seemed to think AXE body spray was an adequate substitute for showering regularly.

      It’s not. It just makes you smell like AXE and BO.

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      When they stopped washing their assholes.

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    Can’t even fart under the sheets without my wife spazzing out. Where these girls at?!

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      She’s not down with the Dutch Oven, huh?

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    It took reading the comments for me to realise this was about cologne.

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    Find a colon scent that works for you. You’ll be surprised how women respond to it and it’ll make you feel more confident! One of my favorites smells like wood and leather, for example.

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    that’s how you know she’s a keeper

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    I thought this was a meme about guys not washing their asses because it makes them gay.

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      It’s a meme on pegging.

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    I’m so spelling pilled I thought that was the joke

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      No joke, those women are just into pegging.

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        Magnificent

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    Colon should be discovered, never announced

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      Silent but violent.

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    Why thank you, I can bottle some up for you later…

    You wanna go get some Taco Bell?

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    Köln*

    Colon is closer in spelling than Cologne

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    At least put an “e” on the end, goddamn

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