The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Edit: How’s this instead?
Maybe drop the embed…
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
Democracy is a failed system
I remember ratemypoo.com being open on like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
Super Doodie!
Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I’d type in my life, but here we are…
😂🤣💩
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
It’s why the fancy hotels had phones next to the toilet
also the original purpose of the cameraphone (to document and gps tag notable poops)
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
Now with Smart Pipe integration
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.
This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
Reclaim your anus
Oh god
What problem does this app solve?
I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.
These people have…followers?
What did you eat to get such consistency?
Goddamnit, no! Bad! Bad post!
Satire is dead this was 10 years ago…
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess
