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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    This week he’s all about sperm.

    Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464

    And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt

    This guy sure thinks a lot about other people’s cocks.

    • Heikki2@lemmy.world
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      The entire conservative movement is about children’s genitals and tax breaks for the rich

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      It’s his ASD hyperfixation

      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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        The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.

        • Taleya@aussie.zone
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          I’m pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!

          This is not a Fry situation

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    Why is he so concerned with young boy dick…sounds a little epsteinish.

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      You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.

      Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.

      Still Epsteinish but not gay.

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      He was checking them out at the airport last time, for signs of “mitochrondrial challenge”.

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    When an old man challenges you by saying “I have more sperm than you do” you should leave the room as quickly as possible.

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    Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?

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    someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls

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    Can he also confirm the difference in taste?

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    Just keep this guy away from teens…

    Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he’ll get confused and… who knows.

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      Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.

      • Cocodapuf@lemmy.world
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        Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?

        (The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)

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        Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.

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    RFK JR: “I’ve swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy”

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    teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

    Ftfy

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      I mean Gym Jordan was trying to fix this but…

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    Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.

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    Because the 65 year old men are chugging testosterone?

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    After his mum is done with them, maybe

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    How anyone can look at this man and believe anything he says is insane.

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    Pedofile pseudo science

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    I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

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