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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Grab your pitchforks

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Grab your pitchforks

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world
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    FFS let people eat what they want in peace.

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.

      • DerArzt@lemmy.world
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        Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with

        • chicken
        • pineapple
        • black olives
        • sriracha
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          Eh, the only thing I dislike is the olives, and I’ve picked em off before. Sounds tasty.

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  • argarath@lemmy.world
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    Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

    • SaraTonin@lemmy.world
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      Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?

  • dan69@lemmy.world
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    Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.

    • i_ben_fine@midwest.social
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      real pizza fan

      • dan69@lemmy.world
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        I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently

  • irelephant@lemmy.world
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    !pizzacrimes@lemmy.world

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

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      I agree. Can’t knock it until I try it.

  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world
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    I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.

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    Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

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    People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team

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    This is a breach of the Geneva Convention

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    Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It’s exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V

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      I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.

      “I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”

      “Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”

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        I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.

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    I’d try it…
    🍴

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    It’s torches and pitchforks time people.

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      I’ve no clue why you’ve been downvoted twice for your amusing comment

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        Probably disgusting Kiwi-pizza eaters.

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    I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?

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    I mean, I’d try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn’t expect to

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