Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that buttholeThat’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfishWhat kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word “chocolate”
With a hard “O” sound?
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
O beautiful cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
Haikus love nature.
But I’m a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy hole“There’s blood in your stool,
You need a proctoscopy;
Show me that butthole.”The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.Creative, very cool.
Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.
Show me that butthole
Don’t make me ask you again
Show me that butthole
no one knows
where the light comes from . . .
show me that buttholeReddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.”This post really is
A gift that keeps on giving
Show me that butthole
Bushy or corny
Your dumper makes me horny
Show me that butthole
Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
haiku aren’t that hard
It’s five, then seven, then five.
You’ll get used to it.
And in the pale light
I found such an endless love
Show me that bunghole
