IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoWho got raptured today?lemmy.caimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down14
arrow-up1172arrow-down1imageWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square43linkfedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·7 months agoMy favourite theory of the rapture It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
minus-squareRyktes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 months agoIsn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoYup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoDon’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 months agoWith a hard cap of 144,000 in Heaven, the rapture happened already.
minus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoOr so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoIt’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
Also known as the skussy
Hell yeah it is
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Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
With a hard cap of 144,000 in Heaven, the rapture happened already.
Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
It’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.