The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣
Do your best and your worst.
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I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.
Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.
Drum roll please…
“I needed to empty my ass”.
I’m my local dialect of Arabic we say some hilarious expressions for peeing including:
I’m going to fly some water (like flying a kite)
I’m answering nature’s call
I’m paying the judge.My favorite term for pooping in nature when we go hiking was:
Planting a mine
Was that last one some self-deprecating humor?
Taking a dump
Dropping a deuce
Drop a bomb (blow up this bathroom)
On the throne
Number two
Pinch a loaf
Leave a deposit, drop the kids off at the pool.
Laying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool
I’ll be in my office downloading some files.
Release the kraken
Sending a memo to the CEO, if it’s a work poo
“Practicing the tuba” is my go-to with peers, but if I need to be delicate I might say someone “had to step into another room for a minute”. To my family, I say “I’m going to sit down upstairs for a little while” and they know what I mean.
AGB … After Grog Bog. That poo you do the next day after a night on the turps and once you do this, you feel so much more human.
After the Lies of P trailer, I say I have to “activate my P organ”
“delivery report”
face burp im gonna take a shit
