Cops don’t train like the military, they just dress like it.
Aye, a wise guy huh? Nyuk nyuk
After two months of fire arm training, they take part in a three day training simulation learning how to raise your open palm length wise over your nose to block the dreaded two finger eye poke.
Clearly this officer didn’t pass that training session.
Those guys get an average of like three months training.

Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

Someone needs to make this a wojak comic, where a crying policeman wojak gets his eyes gouged by a chad wojak.
At what point do the protesters just start carrying spears?
excuse me this stick is for picking up trash i have a bad back
woob woob woob… why I oughta…
Why I oughta…
Tbf they have to keep up the pretense.
They can’t just do a Tiananmen when cameras are watching. (That why they’ll do a no-knock warrant on the organizers after the protestors go home, then fatally shoot them for “resisting arrest”, or “I fear for my life”)
Also I think they are “Riot Police” or whatever that mean
🫷closes I found to stop the unwanted eye massage










