This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!
This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.
so what you’re saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i’ll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?
She looks like a meerkat.
Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?
I mean, yes, but she’s only physically and mentally 14.
If you put a child in cryostasis until she’s technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.
Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?
Hello and welcome to Epstein Cryo-land!
…next?
Youre thinking of sleeping beauty, not snow white
This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.
Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn’t be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.
Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!
The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.
Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
I can’t help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there’s no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren’t a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.
The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.
I’m not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there’s some lineage I’m unaware of. She’s already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan… Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
They both count in kingdom hearts iirc
Disney Princess is a product line that has very little to do with simply being a princess in a Disney movie. Anna and Elsa are not Disney Princesses because they sell well enough on their own.
Funny enough that frozen is always shown in school, but they never finished it. They always play like about 45 minutes of class time duing holidays where there is no classwork to do. Already finished school by now and I’mma just google the plot lol
Is Alice 10 in Disney? In Lewis Carroll’s original work she is 8.
They aged her up so it would be less creepy
What is creepy about it? The entire story is really about Alice discovering rules and how she likes them so much. That is very much the world of an 8 year old. Not to mention all of the fanciful characters and tropes that were dreamed up.
There are many academic critiques and studies of the work. It is also central to Open AI’s QKV layers model alignment training. The story is the primary catalyst for creative randomness in terms of internal model thinking in both LLMs and embedding models used in image diffusion. For instance, all of the mechanisms that Alice used to become bigger and smaller are present in diffusion AI models with the caveat that no real person place or thing is present in the prompt. One does not need to bring up the detailed context of the story if one prompts the element with good specificity. A far easier method to play with is to prompt the queen of hearts or Alice as a character in an image using just a foundational base model. It should be quite clear how these images are a bit different in many ways. Those differences are not random and they are persistent across all models. Literary nonsense is the actual randomness that shows up in background objects and clothing in images. Prompting against the abstraction of genre is far more effective than attempting to describe your own details in the prompt with specificity.
In literature in general, Carroll’s work is the holotype for a genre. Analysing the work speaks to the human experience on many levels. The work has long been appreciated by all ages. So I am a bit baffled about what you find creepy about age in any context such as this. Like what kind of assumptions do you possibly feel grounded in here?
I don’t understand what you wrote. Please explain like I’ve not take a literature class since high school. (I read, but mostly for fun or computer tech information, which is also for fun.)
There is more to the story of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland than just a children’s story. There are several podcasts and blog posts on this that are easy to find. The book is public domain and on Gutenberg.org. There are also several audio book reads of the original text on YT. It is considered the holotype or foremost representative book in the literary nonsense genre, (the book ends with all of wonderland being a dream).
Thank you. I follow a tad better.
I think you need to go outside bro
I think you need to pick up a book. Maybe get out of the sun. It can be harmful you know, bro
I’m gonna need a source for that 'cause, like, they weren’t really concerned about creepiness back in the 50s from what I can tell.
That’s the joke.
Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷
Yeah, that one was the one that surprised me. I would have guessed she was supposed to be late 20s.
she’s mature for her age
Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.
the chart is referring to Disney characters not “real” people
Idk, I think it’s worse that they not only white washed consent into it, but her age in the first place.
Where did they get the ages from then? It seems to me most Disney movies explicitly don’t mention age in any sort of direct manner
Production materials. A lot of movies have details written down that never make it into the script.
Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don’t recognize.
Atlantis, her name is kida, altantians are super long lived because of the crystal on her neck.
That one with the skinny dude with glasses.
Okay, I think I found it: “Atlantis: The Lost Empire”?
🤣 👍
Top right is Aurora/Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty
one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island
Not surprised its unrecognized. The movie is a hidden gem.
Dating for american presidents be like:
IRL Pocahontas was like 11 or 12.
Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. Estimates put her at around 10 or 11 when John Smith arrived. Some people say he was romantically involved with her, but others believe he played that part up to keep her from getting killed by other settlers. Those people say she was simply a translator and ambassador for several years, since she was able to learn English relatively quickly. She was ~16-17 when she was taken hostage, forcibly baptized, and married off to a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later, around the age of 20 or 21.
Mulan was too cool.
Damn it, Princess Georg
I like the 8800 year old :>
Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow
Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?
That’s one of the many things that threw me with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.
Well yeah, rings of power is corporate fanfiction, it’s not the galadriel JRRT wrote
How old is Stitch?
Stitch is assigned male
Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question
My guess is he’s less than a year old in earth years. He was created and hatched from a capsule, much like we see in the TV series. Depending on when he was discovered and presented to the galactic federation, he could be days old, technically.
Ah oof
Still a princess.
Jane is considered a disney princess ?
Who here forgot Disney even made Tarzan? ✋
Even knowing that Disney made Tarzan, Jane doesn’t “feel” like a Disney princess.
You know who feels like a Disney princess but isn’t ? Anastasia !
Jane: Disney yes, Princess no.
Anastasia: Disney no, Princess yes.
