Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the ‘doggy style’ position?
They never turn their back on family!
🥁 🥁 🛎️
How do you circumcise an Alabama guy? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Butt stuff only?! Awe!
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?
more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with
The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this
Found the southerner in this comment section!
Midwest homeboy asking the wrong questions.

West Virginia. Mountin’ Mama.
Country broad, take me home
To the place I shoot my load
West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
Take me home, country broadWest Virginia exists because they refused to secede from the Union when Virginia joined the Confederacy. They don’t deserve to be associated with that flag.
You’re the first one to mention flags.
It’s in the meme pal
You’re talking about people for whom “blood relative” and “potential mate” are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.
And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.
Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.
The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.
Both can be true! (Being siblings and cousins at the same time, requires bit of inbreeding ofc)
Can actually be done without any inbreeding. For instance, if a man has children with two women who are sisters, the children would be paternal half-siblings and maternal cousins. Used to be fairly common when arranged marriages and dying in childbirth were normal. Wife died, but the marriage ties are important so you marry her sister.
An ex of mine had this situation!
Her mom had one guy, got 2 kids with him and divorced him for his little brother, with whom she had another kid.
I bet he liked coming home to his neph-son.
I’ve got 2 sister cousins. My mom’s sister was declared unfit, and my parents legally adopted.
Is soaking still cool?
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