Why is this man speaking in 3rd person?
You’re the only one here who can answer that.
50% of the time he’s right every time
Good to see people staying in touch with their family members
What are you doing, step-train?
Until the end i was expecting him to text someone he’s been in a long standing feud with over conservation of momentum
me too, why else would the op say, “Moving” like it mattered
Haha physics
Even Harvey Dent needs some lovin now and again.
He was texting Drew Barrymore?
There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao
Stay strong, brother
Stay strong and get your freak on
Hahaha I should text my ex :x
NooooOoOooo
My dead brain was doing the physics wondering about frames of reference and the speed of the coin. I figured it out. It will always land on heads.
…is this meme the sign I needed?
Yes, but as a warning NOT TO DO IT!
But that’s not what the man in the meme did. I’ll just check in, really quick, just to say hi. It’ll be fine. I can handle this.
the crazy ones get you there
Must be Tuesday.
Better than the other version of Russian Roulette.
Was it the guy’s job to move trains?