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yeah but it’s okay if it’s funny enough
this is weak for me, but I think enough people find it funny and I also think enough people recognize the ad. I hope so anyways
tHiS iS An AD!
Never worked in a corporation? Imagine the marketing people approving a viral ad where violence is the central point and an employee cusses at a customer. Decision makers are typically cowards because they’ve risen to their level of incompetence, Peter Principled.
This is a dude making a joke. Probably waiting for his pizza, laughing to himself about some road rage he encountered on the way in, thinking, “Be funny if…”
Sometimes y’all too cynical to think things through.
Sometimes y’all too cynical to think things through.
Ugh, no, thats not cynicism. If you constantly end up in biased results which are like “there’s nothing to do”, that’s cynicism.
Hot n Ready?
The joke was either fighting or gloryholes.
This is an ad.
I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route
“Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don’t risk that. Let it go”
Plot twist: “Sir” was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% 😅
Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho
jesus You took his eyes as payment? 😶🌫️ I knew there was a catch. There’s always a catch.
Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!
The Corinthian has entered the chat
“Beatcha Beatcha”?
It’s that where Little Caesar ended up? Calling role in Ferris Buellers?
To explain, this is a Kelly emote from Hexbear I stole. A shitty liberal cartoonist named ward sutton draws some interesting political cartoons, and have been meme’d quite a bit. See the “sickos” image in another comment below, same guy.
Oh yeah! I thought I recognized that art style! Nice pull. 🤌🏼
TIL Abraham Lincoln works at Little Caesar’s.
Why is this corporate dick sucking shit so heavily upvoted?
Speaking as someone who delivered a lot of pizza in a previous life, I can confirm that after being exposed to enough bullshit from customers plus the constant threat of getting jumped and robbed (even from idiots who claimed they were “just joking around”), us delivery drivers absolutely were ready to throw down at any instant, for just about any reason. The counter staff probably less so.
Two dipshits arguing with each other in my lobby (i.e. not arguing with us) wouldn’t be one of them, though. That’s how you can tell this is fake. I’d have just tossed both of them out on their asses and ate whoever’s pizza it was that just got canceled. Deliverator don’t give a fuck what your problem is.
I could write a book on the ways people found out after fucking around in the various restaurants I worked at. The statute of limitations has probably come up by now…
TIL people think they’re going to Little Caesar’s to get “pizza”
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“How was the pizza?”
“Eh. Mid.”
