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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this

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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

An official US Government account posted this

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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    I’d pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

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      What? That’s crazy talk! How could you watch that…without popcorn???

      POPCORN! GET’CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN’T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!

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        They did say they’d pay so presumably there’d be some production value to the affair. I’m seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of “Christians to the lions”.

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      Photo made with AI, and that’s not Alligator Intelligence.

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        Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

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    If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.

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      Pooing?

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        Holly shit. Cheers.

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    Alligator Auschwitz

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    Wouldn’t work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

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    A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

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      Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn’t.

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      And a fraction of Earth’s habitability for the power wasted.

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    Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

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    Why are these alligators better identified than real ice

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    This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

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    Let’s say hypothetically that these detention centers actually were humane and actually needed. They’re not, they’re concentration camps and just a precursor to death camps, but let’s pretend for a second that all that is well, these are just nice facilities for immigrants to wait until they go back to their vacation spot…

    Even with that, this fucking oist is still disgusting and insane, and it comes from a government account.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Alcatraz

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    deleted by creator

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    Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?

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