It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
Well naturally, that’s what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?
I rather want a spring penis.
better than a fall penis
Fall penis be like
If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention
My penis disappears into your mum all year round
Does their mum notice this happening?
Or eat less
I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don’t it?’ (about himself) so I guess I buy it.
summer penis
isn’t that a song from Grease
It’s drifting away
Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!
Don’t you mean tiny dicks?
Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!
