What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?
Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.
Target Audience is people who don’t give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it
You know, the majority of American “Christians”
Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?
RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they’re gonna hear.
deep red states
At least the base is flared.
That is not a statue of him.
Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol…
The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.
LOL, that’s supposed to be him?
That’s not him. Where’s the signature paunch?
Not to mention the paunch as well
Fair enough
So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?
Oh it’s definitely gonna smell like some asses.
I don’t think Trump has ever had that body shape. It’s weird that he both signed it and put “his” likeness on it when he isn’t the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from
It should be doing the weird Trump Lean
That would be iconic!
He is incapable of that though
So it’s expensive Axe
Axespensive
If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I’m going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!
I love how ridiculously fake the representation of him is. Not fat, not wearing heel lifts, no ass out because of the lifts, no tie dangling over the precipice of a McDonalds belly, no ridiculous coiffeur of a combover.
Our Dear Leader.
