Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Dog
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
Actually I like that one.
Fidel Catro
Meowssolini
Mlemin
Siri or Heygoogle
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish “Pussy”
Grunch
You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat’s name?
They won’t do that if you name your cat “Shithead”.
xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
Nyan
voidfucker
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
Lo mein
