Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
wow GTA 6 sounds immersive
Butt mogged
Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
Her middle fingers
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
But what does the akimbo part mean?
Both hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.
Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off (and/or flash my man-boobs)
based
Nice my kind of chick.
Based and ass-pilled
Did you get her number?
That’s a fad I can get behind!
Is it just me whose reaction was “So?! What’s the big deal?”
Don’t get me wrong: good for her for having a big booty. It’s just that I don’t have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked, nor am I myself shocked or otherwise impressed by her crouching position emphasising said big booty.
For me the whole thing is a kinda normal teen/young-adult showoff pose, hence no big deal.
It’s just that I don’t have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked
That’s the joke.
Get mogged
I’m going to suck the marrow from your still living bones for making me see this fucken picture.
Will you also be pulling out their spine through their arsehole?
Unnecessary, I wish to maim not kill. The possible infection after my actions is not my concern.
Buddy you best rethink who’s gonna be infecting who here, you don’t know where I’ve been
I see, understandable. This was also a Baldur’s Gate 3 joke because a character named Auntie Ethel makes multiple threats, including sucking the marrow from your bones and pulling your spine out your arsehole.
I legit forget that character exists everytime I play the game so that’s probably why.
spotted the zoomer
You’re off by at least 2 decades.
Butt mogged the zoomer am I doing this right
I took this as more like Mom humor (a la Dad jokes). Like a super cringe impersonation of ‘memeing’.
I was kinda of excited to mogg my zoomers. I’d have to fake the post aspect cause I don’t have social media to post to.
If it’s already some other thing then bummer. It really ruins it if my kids are like that’s old news dude. Saw something about 2022/3 somewhere :-( . Planned to work the ‘original plankster’ in there too.
Thought the two girls looked familiar…
Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.
jesus christ that’s the ass they went with? It looks like a man ass.
This is at least slightly better than the “twerking” I saw in “the substance” that girl looked nice but had no fucking ass, how are you going to make her twerk and pretend it’s working?
EDIT : If you’re going to make a song about big butts or scenes of twerking, gotta get a lady that’s thick, like this. Apologies for the lackluster mastodon song, RIP Mastodon 2011.
It was a different time. They didn’t have the same ass technology that we have now.
ass technology
Fuck yeah. Mastadon.
Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.
Look pretty mogged to me.
oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!
You cropped out the hand with 3 fingers and a thumb with the middle finger being extra large. It might not be an AI insert but between that and no shadows it’s suspect.
no shadows
it’s early evening. magic hour. no direct sunlight, the sun is hitting the atmosphere and diffusing light all over the scene.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_hour_(photography)
see: the street lamps have turned on but it’s also easy to see the entire landscape.
Thank you for this. Very informative, should try it out sometime. Not a photographer but I like pretty photos.
I think it’s just oligopixelosis, tbh
Had to look up butt mogging.
This barely helps. 😑 I feel old.
haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like “TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!”
Are you seriously tweep donkling right now? you tweep donkle.
Oh my gosh Brenda you can’t just tweep donkle
Tweep Donkle
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let’s DELVE.
anybody up for some DELVING?
we could DELVE into literally any topic other than the three word explanation you are begging google to reveal to you whilst weeping silently in your car on your lunch break in line to pick up a cold sandwich behind fifteen door dashers at the burger king drive-thru.
is that what you’d like to DELVE into today?
you precious little organic life form with (i assume) 3-65 fingers?
Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of these sites had AI writing all of it
“Mogging” as a term originated in the early 2000’s and went mainstream-ish in the late 2000’s when the “pickup artist” community started getting attention in places like the New York Times. The people who originated it are probably like 45-50 years old now.
Quick etymology: comes from these pseudoscientific douchebags trying to name the phenomenon where a man tries to subtly belittle another man in front of women, establishing that he’s the AMOG (alpha male of group), eventually became a verb amogging or mogging, and then various specific types of this behavior earned prefixes: heightmogging, etc.
The fact that it has this kind of staying power, 20 years later, is the surprising part.
so if someone is the alpha male of the group, they’d be AMOGous? sus
It’s hillarous how catty RP theory is. A man belittling another man in front of women is loser bitch behaviour, and certainly not something one would associate with an “alpha” man (confidence, leadership, courage, remaining calm in times of crises, helping those weaker than themselves etc )
As a 60 year old dude I have never heard of such a thing.
Back in my day, if a lady did this in front of you, you were expected to tuck a dollar in her wasteband.
As a 50 year old dude I am in agreement with you fellow oldster. I have also never heard this term.
As a nearly 50 year old dude, never heard of it either
As a 30s dude for like … 5 more days, never heard mog before today
35, no idea what it is but she doesn’t appear to be blocking the path so I have no complaints.
Ah, just some imaginary human hierarchy things.
If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.
something has awakened inside of me
On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan
Final Fantasy is going hard with their old mog characters these days
As a person who plays Final Fantasy, the only character with an ass that big is Byregot. Maybe she’s got his blessing.
Belle Noire ?
average prostitute behavior
Everything about this post makes me hate people.
Yeah… I’ll take the two on the left who aren’t dying of heart disease at 35.
No one asked, or cares, who you would “take”, dip shit.
I also choose this guys dead wife
The children?
The oldest Zoomers turn 29 this year.
One of the strangest phenomenon of the obesity epidemic has been the gross infantilization of young, fit adult women as being “teens” just because they don’t have the “+10yr perceived age” effect that comes with years of obesity.
The girls in the picture are very clearly children. My guess is middle school, but they could be tiny highschoolers I guess 🤷. That doesn’t really matter though, because THEY ARE CHILDREN!
At best she used unwilling bystanders as props and at worst sexually harassed random girls and wants attention for it?
Disgusting troll needs a treadmill
My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.
your are
You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.
I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.
Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.
It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix
It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.
I love this.
Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?
This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.
The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?
responded with exactly what I expected.
Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?
For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad
I’m just excited.
I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post…
Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.
Stop assaulting them fascist
STOP RESISTING
I CANT STOP
WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUUUUUU
