They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

“Wow, you’re the worst part of both your parents”

“Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?” - Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas. Top tier.

None have suffered the ultimate retort, “I know you are but what am I—infinity,” and lived to tell the tale.

Please apologize to the tree that produced the oxygen you breathe.

Always been a fan of cock goblin

Would you like another try or is that actually the best you can do?

Douche canoe or ass hat are my top choices. Especially when talking about politics.

I called JD Vance an Eyeliner Gerbil and everybody clapped

I’ve always liked “waste of skin”

An insult from eastern Venezuela: “Campamento’e Pipe” (Dick’s Camp).

I’m passingly fond of cunt nugget, but I can’t pretend anything is as fun as motherfucker.

Motherfucker doesn’t fuck around. It goes right up, spits in the eye of your enemy and makes it clear you are there to fuck with them, and they gonna find out.

Bonus points if you step to your high voice, or do a whisper growl.

Hanger-dodger

Go brush your teeth!

“dillweed”