This is a real thing I do. It feels weird if the weight of the carton isn’t evenly balanced when I take it from the fridge.
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There is always a relevant xkcd.
I disagree with most of those. Lawful neutral is evil for example, as it imbalances the carton away from the hinge.
Knowing Randall, I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually got his own DnD group, or conducted some sort of poll, where he actually asked people already in certain alignment categories to describe their own egg carton balancing patterns… or lack thereof.
That would come closer to the actual alignments self representing…
But also I have no idea, this is just my head canon now rofl.
Chaotic good here.
Yep, I’m an Autist.
… Also had a mom with pretty severe OCD, so I always remember that ‘good enough is good enough’, in scenarios like this.
EDIT:
… Also also, I find the lawful evil solution to be utterly diabolical and actually makes me angry just being exposed to it conceptually… which I guess does make sense, opposite sections of the chart.
Per this example I’m lawful good
TIL I’m true neutral. Always thought I was chaotic good.
it’s just sensible. if you take from one end, you run the risk of unexpectedly grabbing the ‘light end’ and accidentally dropping the partial carton on the floor next time you take it out of the fridge.
Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.
So always put the heavy (short, not long) end facing the door, so you always grab the heavy end, and never have this problem.
I do this and I am not austic.
I might have picked it up from this guy.
I’m not autistic or OCD, and I do this too. It’s just common sense and mildly entertaining.
Is he Adrian Monk’s cousin?
I do also balance the carton. Not always absolute symmetry but don’t want someone to drop them.
YOU’RE A GENIUS ! I take eggs out starting by one end and it always feels super weird to have an unbalanced carton, I’ll have to try your method.
I’m positive there is a correlation between ocd and autism. This seems like it’s hinting at a more ocd thing. Still it’s not entirely irrational itself.
Ngl I’m too lazy to do this and just take eggs out from right to left. I always put the carton back in the fridge the same way so the weight is always on the end I grab.
Are you a lefty? (Left-handed, I assume you’re politically Left because you’re here)
Lol nah I’m right handed. But to get the geometry right, my fridge is on the right side of the kitchen, and the door hinge is on the right. So the eggs stay on the left side of the fridge closest to the rest of the kitchen counter tops. So the carton comes out and goes back in the same orientation using my right hand. Meaning I’m always grabbing the heavy side with the eggs.
I’m still careful anytime I’m grabbing the carton just in case, but so far no dropped eggs in the house
When it must be inbalanced due to the number of eggs, as long as the extra weight is towards the hinge then it retains the safety benefits of being balanced.
Since I get eggs while holding the carton I tend to take from the ‘outside’ row first, starting at the ends, and work my way into the center by the hinge. This puts the weight in the hand I’m using to hold the carton and works well even for 18 and 24 count cartons. If I set the carton down before yoinking eggs, I would go for more balance.
I remember my sister dropping the last of the eggs casue one side was heavy. She was so upset.
Why do this.
I guess a three-egg omelette is out of the question then
I’ve been combining eggs and my interest in Go (the ancient board game) to similar effect.
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Whoa look at Mr moneybags here, flexing with an 18 eggs container
Per egg it is cheaper than buying the dozen.
For regular commodity eggs, the cost per egg is exactly the same between 12 and 18 packs (at least at my grocery store). However, with eggs being so expensive, I’ve started treating them as a luxury good, and so I took a look and noticed that the prices of the fancy eggs haven’t increased nearly as much (on a percentage basis) as the basic commodity eggs. I’ve also noticed that with the fancy eggs, you actually do get a small volume discount for buying 18 instead of 12. Therefore, the skyrocketing egg prices have actually caused me to buy fancier eggs and more of them at a time, LOL!
Before:
- 12 normal eggs: $1
- 18 normal eggs: $1.50
- 12 fancy eggs: $4+ ( 4x “normal,” too much of a price premium)
Now:
- 12 normal eggs: $5
- 18 normal eggs: $7.50
- 18 fancy eggs: $10 (1.33x “normal,” a small enough premium to say “might as well get the better quality”)
buys the entire US egg industry
technically cheaper than buying cartons
Tend to get eggs in a box of six: front corners first, then the rear corners and then the centre eggs.
I’m not in America so my eggs can live outside the fridge, it’s mostly about making sure someone doesn’t knock the box and crack an egg accidentally.
Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or sagging.
