• ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    4 months ago

    French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.

    Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.

    Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I’m not saying I would kill waffles! I’m just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.

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    Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.

    Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.

    Kill pancakes.

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    I’m gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.

    Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.

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      4 months ago

      French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I’ve found that people don’t need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.

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    Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.

    Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.

    Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    People like what they like. Personally I like French toast the most, but it involves chicken caviar and i can’t afford such luxuries

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    4 months ago

    Assuming they’re British waffles and pancakes…

    Marry Waffles…I love any potato related food stuff.

    Fuck pancakes. Love them with an appropriate amount of sugar.

    Kill French toast. Only had it once or twice.