No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
Frau Farbissina > Lauren Sánchez
Dr. Evil demands compensation of
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
What does LPT stand for?
Life Pro Tip.
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
Paging Dr. Evil.
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
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Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
Reposted.
