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On cable once they came out with DVRs you could skip the ado. Now there are unskippable ados and it’s much worse.
Anything’s skipable if you try hard enough
Just a lot easier on a computer than TV. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/sponsorblock/
I use sponsorblock, it’s great, but it only applies to that type of streamer content/ad. And it doesn’t have full coverage for that. It doesn’t help if your streaming service has unskippable ads. And Google is inching closer to insert ads into the Youtube video stream dynamically which will make them truly unblockable.
With Spotify you can’t even mute an ad without it pausing until you unmute.
I know it suck overall.
It’s a lot less convenient and definitely past the gray line, but I pay for Spotify premium (optional), but pretty much never actually listen to music via Spotify. https://github.com/spytify
As I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.”
I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”
“Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number”
“Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today”
Depending on how many items, the bag?
When that lying bitch says have a good day! As if? What does she know about good (insert bane speech from Batman here).
/s
When the product malfunctions.
One might even say, much ado about nothing…
Also, some people will type “without further adieu,” which is similarly infuriating.
without further bonjour
Without further omelette du fromage
Frere Jacques, Bonaparte.
They are just trying to finish before more French people leave.
I can’t recall having ever seen it written down so I just assumed it was another French word/phrase bastardized by anglophones. It’s a reasonably safe assumption but certainly has its failings.
Also this usually follows 2-3 minutes of just waffling about bullshit. It doesn’t help if you put your ‘further ado’ ahead of that statement either, jackass, just get to the damned point.
I hated this in the early days of minecraft modding. “see video below for install instructions”. The video is 30 minutes long, all I need to know is which modloader this uses or do I dump it in the .jar
Ugh, I dunno what it was specifically about minecraft videos, maybe that’s just what was popular at the point in time where the algorithm worked the way it did to encourage it or something, but they were the fucking WORST about this.
Don’t dump it in the jar. It can’t take much further ado.
When the ado furthers
“Let’s get started!”
ado entered the chat
Well alrighty then, now that ado’s here, without further ado…
The extra comment is the like the ado in this meme
Me whenever youtuber uses the word “deconstruction” as “taking apart”
Or concept instead of idea.
A concept is the thinking that underlies the idea, or sometimes kind of an interlocking system of ideas that form an understanding.
And I’ve run out of anger about utilise instead of use. Don’t even have the energy to wri
Concepts are hard. Ask the US president
If I ever asked that motherfucker anything I would be hoping there was no answer.
The only thing I think I’d ever ask him, given an opportunity, is whether his daughter vomits after he fucks her.
My favourite is a football channel who uses that line deliberately to drop additional lore about former DC United player Freddy Adu. Every 👏 Single 👏 Video 👏
It’s great!
Much Ado About Today’s Sponsor
ado the furthering.
Furthering the ado
With only a comparatively small amount of ado…
Much ado
the statement itself is part of the ado. Just say the thing you made the video to say
