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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Without further ado...

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Without further ado...

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    29•2 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      20•2 months ago

      Anything’s skipable if you try hard enough

      Just a lot easier on a computer than TV. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/sponsorblock/

      • @fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6•2 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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          I know it suck overall.

          It’s a lot less convenient and definitely past the gray line, but I pay for Spotify premium (optional), but pretty much never actually listen to music via Spotify. https://github.com/spytify

  • @ch00f@lemmy.world
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    28•2 months ago

    As I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.”

    I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”

    • @Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      “Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number”

    • @Event_Horizon@lemmy.world
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      5•2 months ago

      “Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today”

    • @KlausWintergreen@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Depending on how many items, the bag?

    • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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      1•2 months ago

      When that lying bitch says have a good day! As if? What does she know about good (insert bane speech from Batman here).

      /s

    • @drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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      0•2 months ago

      When the product malfunctions.

  • @UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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    One might even say, much ado about nothing…

  • @kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17•2 months ago

    Also, some people will type “without further adieu,” which is similarly infuriating.

    • graff
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      11•2 months ago

      without further bonjour

      • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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        5•2 months ago

        Without further omelette du fromage

        • @get_the_reference_@midwest.social
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          1•2 months ago

          Frere Jacques, Bonaparte.

    • pruwyben
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      5•2 months ago

      They are just trying to finish before more French people leave.

    • @RabidStork@lemm.ee
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      1•2 months ago

      I can’t recall having ever seen it written down so I just assumed it was another French word/phrase bastardized by anglophones. It’s a reasonably safe assumption but certainly has its failings.

  • Libra00
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    17•2 months ago

    Also this usually follows 2-3 minutes of just waffling about bullshit. It doesn’t help if you put your ‘further ado’ ahead of that statement either, jackass, just get to the damned point.

    • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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      14•2 months ago

      I hated this in the early days of minecraft modding. “see video below for install instructions”. The video is 30 minutes long, all I need to know is which modloader this uses or do I dump it in the .jar

      • Libra00
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        2•2 months ago

        Ugh, I dunno what it was specifically about minecraft videos, maybe that’s just what was popular at the point in time where the algorithm worked the way it did to encourage it or something, but they were the fucking WORST about this.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        1•2 months ago

        Don’t dump it in the jar. It can’t take much further ado.

  • graff
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    16•2 months ago

    When the ado furthers

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    “Let’s get started!”

    • kamenLady.
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      6•2 months ago

      ado entered the chat

      • Lovable Sidekick
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        Well alrighty then, now that ado’s here, without further ado…

  • @Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    The extra comment is the like the ado in this meme

  • IndiBrony
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    8•2 months ago

    My favourite is a football channel who uses that line deliberately to drop additional lore about former DC United player Freddy Adu. Every 👏 Single 👏 Video 👏

    It’s great!

  • @Furbag@lemmy.world
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    8•2 months ago

    Much Ado About Today’s Sponsor

  • @Ilixtze@lemm.ee
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    8•2 months ago

    Me whenever youtuber uses the word “deconstruction” as “taking apart”

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      3•2 months ago

      Or concept instead of idea.

      A concept is the thinking that underlies the idea, or sometimes kind of an interlocking system of ideas that form an understanding.

      And I’ve run out of anger about utilise instead of use. Don’t even have the energy to wri

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        Concepts are hard. Ask the US president

        • Lovable Sidekick
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          2•2 months ago

          If I ever asked that motherfucker anything I would be hoping there was no answer.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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          1•2 months ago

          The only thing I think I’d ever ask him, given an opportunity, is whether his daughter vomits after he fucks her.

  • @Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    6•2 months ago

    ado the furthering.

    • @Spookiebear@lemm.ee
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      2•2 months ago

      Furthering the ado

  • @aesopjah@lemm.ee
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    5•2 months ago

    the statement itself is part of the ado. Just say the thing you made the video to say

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 months ago

    With only a comparatively small amount of ado…

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    Much ado

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