The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
Every character, every scene
I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.
From the top of my head in roughly the right order:
Tis but a flesh wound You’re father smells of elderberries We want…a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it’s a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you’re a king you know
Off, bad editing
It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.
I thought the last scene was a bit of a cop out.
We found them
That’s Empire Strikes Back.
This was my first thought as well
Never seen it
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Lovely troll!
Ni!
Airplane.
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
When Kramer hears about this, the shits gonna hit the fan.
What’s the clearance Clarence?
The hospital? What is it?
That’s an entirely different situation all together now.
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Communism is just a red herring!
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
Lot of red flags
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
To make a long story short…
Too late
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
Spaceballs?!?!
Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”
Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.
This is the proper answer.
“Would I lie??”
The Princess bride, no question!
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
You’ve got a mustache
Hot fuzz for sure, I’m constantly quoting it
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?
Kung Pow Enter the fist.
My nipples look like milk duds
That’s a lot of nuts!
That’ll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that!?
God I love this movie.
Taco Bell, taco Bell, product placement, for taco Bell
Leap that wall, if you’re so great
Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!
Ahhh! My wound!
It’s for the both of us.
The Big Lewosky
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Far out.
Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - I’m a scientist
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
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Yes it’s true, this man has no dick
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Ok, so… she’s a dog
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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
…and much much more
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Yeah I’ll go along with that.
If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say
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Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
I have several ol’ reliables:
Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”
Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”
Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”
Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”
There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.
