It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
Removed everything but the most essential elements:
Nobody:
A Very Big Fan: It’s also arguably better without the caption at all
It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
If you wash things that have been treated to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it
So I wore my beautiful waxed canvas jacket for like five days without a shower. It really smelled. I threw it in the washer with other clothes and the bottom hem on one side got ripped and it’s not as waterproof anymore. Listen to this person.
Nice
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe
I imagine they’d feel like polyester
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
Nobody:
Nobody:
I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
kitchen camo?
Me eating pho
oh gawd I swear being sloppy makes it taste better.
So I tend to tear up when I eat really hot temperature food and then I like to add a lot of chili paste and jalapenos to pho. So I end up crying in my soup. I look ridiculous but I just joke that I’m adding some salt.
Pho q.
Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also coveted these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
she cute
Nobody nothing?
Sounds like an album title
All of my quips are quotable
My wife any time she eats anything.
I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist
Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?
My mom too. In fact I’m going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn’t get it.
That’s how you know it tastes good.
When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.
My wife
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.
