Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.
For example “Say” by John Mayer just says “say what you need to say” 42 times then it doesn’t even have an actual ending, just fades out. It’s definitely not the only song that follows this model.
Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.
The end of I’m Your Captain (Closer to Home) by Grand Funk Railroad fits that description.
Knocking on heaven’s door - guns n roses
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*Up an octave, shrill af
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Anything bro-country
Don Mclean’s Vincent.
It’s no American Pie, but why?
Baby shark
How often do you listen to kids songs
We always did the Baby Shark Abs-Challenge everytime in my dance course. And for my calisthenics course too. @wuphysics87@lemmy.ml probably has nice abs 👀
More often than I prefer
Any song by Taylor Swift or Florida Georgia Line. Actually, country pop radio music in general.
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Anything by Jelly Roll
Happy
“Look After You” by The Fray holy shit balls it’s so excruciating
Lifestyle - Rich Gang. To this day I don’t know what it’s about. Mostly due to my laughter.
You’re beautiful - James Blunt
7 rings - Ariane Grande
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Look after you - The FraySo any song of which the original was much better and non-dance songs that I also can’t relate to at all.
The “no flex zone” song in the wingstop commercial that everyone who watches the NBA had to endure. Glad they finally changed it to Tommy Richman’s Million Dollar Baby.
Human league… don’t you want me.
Used to be “Feelings” from 1970s, but now it makes me laugh… and I sing along.
The Sopranos theme music
Nah alabama3 were dope