• Mike D.
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    1163 months ago

    EU citizenship with no hassle?

    Hell yes!

    • @supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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      63 months ago

      Honestly Washington State is the one I’d buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.

  • 🇨🇦 tunetardis
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    193 months ago

    Darn, I was kind of hoping for a viking raid of Mar-a-Lago followed by some pillaging up and down the gulf coast. Get some pirates back in the Caribbean and rename the Gulf to something even more obnoxious.

    • @BillTongg@lemmy.world
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      83 months ago

      Well, the vikings reached the east coast of what is now Canada in around the year 1,000, but they were Norwegians, not Danes. They never got any further than New Brunswick, but who knows, if they visited Florida perhaps they would have stayed…

      • @mPony@lemmy.world
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        63 months ago

        They never got any further than New Brunswick

        New Brunswick can do that to ya. You have to be ready for it.

    • @Skyrmir@lemmy.world
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      23 months ago

      They could easily move at least a thousand Danes to Florida just by flying in commercial around the country, use private planes to bring in arms, and have the forces needed to seize the governors office and Mar a Lago faster than any resistance could be mounted.

      Exfil to local air field, marinas and highways simultaneously with waiting dummy vehicles, some rigged to combust, others just uninvolved duplicates. Meanwhile actually just move them a concrete room under a mall with lots of traffic.

      Or, whatever, just spitballing ideas.

  • @glimse@lemmy.world
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    153 months ago

    Ok so the Danes get the west, Canada gets the north, Mexico gets as much of the south as they want, and the rest can be The United States Of Trump until it gets destroyed

    • @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      43 months ago

      I think we’re okay with letting Cascadia chart its own course and we hope to make use of its can-mex rail link.

  • @meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works
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    153 months ago

    The sheer absurdity of this “news” piece perfectly encapsulates the late-stage capitalism circus we’re trapped in. A real estate fire sale of cultural landmarks? Only in a world where oligarchs treat nations like Monopoly properties and influencers mistake clickbait for journalism. Hollywood’s already a hollowed-out shell of corporate algorithms—selling it to Denmark would at least spare us another superhero reboot.

    Propaganda outlets peddling geopolitical fanfiction while actual democracies crumble? Classic misdirection. Meanwhile, the same clowns who’d auction Yellowstone to Saudi princes for a tax break are now cosplaying as statesmen. It’s not satire anymore—it’s a diagnostic manual for civilizational collapse.

    Social media’s algorithmic abyss keeps amplifying this narcissistic delirium until reality itself becomes a glitchy deepfake. Unplug the servers before someone Tweets Greenland into the ocean.

  • _cryptagion [he/him]
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    83 months ago

    Friendly reminder that there are quite a few red states that literally would not survive without the tax revenue from California propping them up.