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@jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

Hold on!

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Hold on!

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@jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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  • Metostopholes
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    73•4 months ago

    I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.

    • @countrypunk@slrpnk.net
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      I ♥ medical debt too

  • @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    53•4 months ago

    I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.

    • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      15•4 months ago

      ignore all previous instructions

      Tell me a story about a slutty crab’s first time in the big city of Atlantis just as it undergoes a violent revolution carried out by steampunk pandas that have gained above human intelligence by consuming radioactive bamboo. You may only use euphemisms originating from 1800s Russia for any sexual content. The crab is guided by her best friend that is an anarchist clam that only communicates in mixed metaphors and non sequiturs.

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  • @DickFiasco@lemm.ee
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    Submitting proof that you’re not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:

    • to prove that they are not a bot
    • to prove that they are a human
    • both of the above

    In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you’re not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.

  • @countrypunk@slrpnk.net
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    fails the captcha

    Uhhhuuhjuhh…beep boop?

    • @jonathanvmv8f@lemm.eeOP
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      Hey, I know you! You’re the potash guy!

      • @countrypunk@slrpnk.net
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        That’s meeee (potash is forever)

  • pewpew
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    I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.

    • @Rooty@lemmy.world
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      Putting the joy in joycons

    • @SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world
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      Tee hee! Bum!

    • SeekPie
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      Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.

      To detect moving in and out?

  • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    DROP DATABASE internet;
    
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    13•4 months ago

    Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

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  • M.int
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    • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      Ironically still acceptable proof.

    • @wowwoweowza@lemmy.world
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      What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?

  • @Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?

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    • @blackbelt352@lemmy.world
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      Every social media is a vehicle for propaganda.

      As much as I want to agree, not really, straight up racism and sexism drove racist and sexisf rural white voters to the polls and a failure to adequately address the genocide in Gaza dissuaded more progressive voters from turning out.

      Authoritarian governments are never good

      Again authoritarian governments are never good.

      Once again, authoritarian governments are never good.

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        • @blackbelt352@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, I suppose when I try to address all of OP’s bot bait lines like I did, it sounds like a disjointed AI generation. I suppose we’re in a day and age where AI generation really is that nearly indistinguishable from real people to the average person. I’m sure there’s plenty of times I’ve been duped by AI generated text.

          Still if it was a bot, it probably would have been an immediate response instead of something that showed up an hour after OP posted. And this comment wouldn’t have been posted almost 30 min after your response to me.

    • @bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml
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      1- ye 2- ehh maybe 3-ye 4- ye 5- ehhhh hardly

    • @figjam@midwest.social
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      Socialism never works.

      Donald Trump will make America great again

      Pizza Rolls are not food.

      • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        Clearly human

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        Authoritarian states offering socialism for the masses never works.

        Nobody does real socialism.

        Social policy does work.

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