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And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don’t have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
“pheromones is when a lil stinky”
I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight
Edit: apparently y’all don’t like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem
I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
but not heeded
Atta boy
I’m really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
They are frequently wrong.
Could have done without the Elon comment just so I can avoid thinking about that choad for 5 minutes on the internet
While I understand the sentiment, I have to disagree.
This is nearly perfect comedy, Without the final redirect it’s just a rant about Fake Plastic Trees
And it wears me out…
Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I’d fuck a civet.
(I wouldn’t because civets can’t consent. So I guess there’s a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)
Let the civet fuck you, then it’s consensual.
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But would you fuck a Civic?
I think that was part of the humor intended. Because it was spelled with a lower case m, which (ignoring the author’s possibility of mistakes) means it was referring to the smell and not the person.
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I just lost the game!
Same. I’ve filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I’m just so tired.
Damn, this got me feeling some kind of way
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makes sense. sex is awesome, and sex is creation.
My buddies will love this one
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