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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Sex!?

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Sex!?

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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    30•5 months ago

    Ace moment.

    • SharkEatingBreakfast
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      5 months ago

      Imagine my surprise when I realized “people actually enjoy this? They’re not all just over-exaggerating about it?? They purposefully seek it out???”

      • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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        16•5 months ago

        My demi experience: yeah sure I enjoy that. I enjoy gaming too. Either is nice to have, but if I can’t do it for a year, I won’t be thinking about it that much, ya know? I was shocked to find out how much people think about sex, and particularly shocked that they’ll see a stranger, acquaintance or friend and literally feel a desire to have sex with them? Like, how many people have imagined they’re having sex with me? Ew. Don’t do that to me.

        • @KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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          15•5 months ago

          Too late

          • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            12•5 months ago

            Imma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles

            • @KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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              13•5 months ago

              Uh oh fetish unlocked

              • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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                6•5 months ago

                Jokes on you, you’ll have to explain that to all your future partners

            • @PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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              3•5 months ago

              They’re selling spaying spray?

    • ObjectivityIncarnate
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      I mean, it’s hard to know you’re ace before you become aware that sex is a thing most people want and seek, lol.

  • @BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    27•5 months ago

    Disgusting.

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      5•5 months ago

      It doesn’t seem very hygienic to me.

  • Zyratoxx
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    16•5 months ago

    There are people out there doing it in real life

    Not me 😎

  • @dan1101@lemm.ee
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    14•5 months ago

    Ur mom and dad totally did it.

    • @LifeLemons@lemmy.mlOP
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      4•5 months ago

      I always wondered how I was born, hard truth

      • @BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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        3•5 months ago

        Pretty sure it was this way since everyone told me the stork brought me.

  • @I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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    8•5 months ago

    “It’s been going on for quite a while…”

    • Rob T Firefly
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      3•5 months ago

      Perhaps it’s quite fashionable.

      • @Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
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        1•5 months ago

        It’s a fad, people will come to their senses eventually.

  • obnomus
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    5•5 months ago

    Gross

  • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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    2•5 months ago

    Is that background from Marble Madness??!

  • @Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    0•5 months ago

    My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢

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