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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months ago

He's a little feisty, but he looked cold

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He's a little feisty, but he looked cold

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months ago
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  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    187•7 months ago

    If not friend, why friend shaped

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    As lesser cats, mountain lions purr and meow!

    Cheetahs, too.

    Still do not recommend petting.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      25•7 months ago

      There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they’re not house cats, they haven’t spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.

    • EleventhHour
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      Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows

      • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        They sound like real life Yoshis

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    That has to be the most chill cougar ever.

    • @Shiggles@sh.itjust.works
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      36•7 months ago

      Their face looks like “you know, I was going to murder you, but I’m just gonna see how long you keep this up for until you realize.

    • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      18•7 months ago

      “I think your little dog looks tasty. It’s literally the only reason I’m here right now.”

    • @Landsharkgun@midwest.social
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      8•7 months ago

      It’s probably sick. That’s unfortunately pretty much the only time a wild animal will react like that. I suppose there is an outside chance it’s domesticated and got out of its pen.

      • @NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        The people that have the mountain lion are it’s caregivers… the text is a joke.

        • @froh42@lemmy.world
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          7•7 months ago

          What, are you telling me the posts in this community are fake news?

  • @VubDapple@lemmy.world
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    51•7 months ago

    Is that a cougar?

    • @model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
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      Wet Cougar in the bathtub.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      35•7 months ago

      I think it’s a puma

      • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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        27•7 months ago

        Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals?

      • @okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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        21•7 months ago

        IT’S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH

      • @Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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        19•7 months ago

        I call it a Warthog.

        • @sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          16•7 months ago

          Ask Lopez what he thinks

          • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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            5•7 months ago

            Chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

      • @sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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        9•7 months ago

        Puma, mountain lion and cougars are the same animal. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/mountain-lion-puma-cougar

      • @abaddon@lemmy.world
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        What in Sam hell is a puma?

    • @TaTTe@lemmy.world
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      7•7 months ago

      THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! (It’s a reference, let’s see if someone gets it)

      • @Famko@lemmy.world
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        I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN GARDENS! THIS- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!

    • @200ok@lemmy.world
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      6•7 months ago

      Yes

  • @hexabs@lemmy.world
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    46•7 months ago

    Ron Perlman looking ass

    • @DODOKING38@lemmy.world
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      16•7 months ago

      I was thinking huh he could play Beast in beauty and the beast, well it turns out he was Beast in a fucking TV show

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        10•7 months ago

        check out a movie called city of lost children. he’s great in it but also the least interesting thing about it.

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Yep, and Sarah Connor played Beauty.

  • @Kintarian@lemmy.world
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    29•7 months ago

    That’s all fun and games until he eats your face

    • Lvxferre [he/him]
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      Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I’ve raised from kittendom, who’d easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.

      *because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you’re a bloody arsehole.

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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        The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.

        It’s fortunate their primary prey is plastic.

        • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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          I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he’s in a mood. We’ve had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe

        • @grue@lemmy.world
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          I’ve had two pet cats as an adult. The first one was very chill, probably because she grew up as a stray and appreciated being inside and cared for. The second one we got as a kitten, and she’ll bite not only when she’s upset about being grabbed, but also to show affection. Luckily, she hasn’t figured out that biting hard is a thing yet, so she just kind of gnaws on you without breaking the skin. She hasn’t yet figured out that she can intentionally try to claw people in anger/defense either, so the only times she ever actually does damage is when she climbs on you and uses her claws to hold on.

      • @ReiRose@lemmy.world
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        This! I love my sweet boy and he’s so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

        • @ReiRose@lemmy.world
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        • @grue@lemmy.world
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          I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

          Toxoplasmosis is a Hell of a drug.

  • THCDenton
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    22•7 months ago

    I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

  • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    This is my kind of shoulder cat.

    • @Siegfried@lemmy.world
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      I think you may be his type of shoulder human

  • @ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works
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    18•7 months ago

    Steve French!

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    Surprisingly calm while being given a bath.

    • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      I think he’s Puma Messi, he’s been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I’m not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn’t do a deep dive.

      • @stelelor@lemmy.ca
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        I looked it up and wow, that’s crazy. Messi is basically naturally domesticated. If the medical conditions are genetic, he could be the start of a lineage of house pumas.

        • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          I would hope not, healthy is better.

      • @KrapKake@lemmy.world
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        Yes, and he was going to be euthanized by the zoo because of his medical issues. He was rescued by a Russian couple who runs the youtube channel “i_am_puma”, starring Messi.

  • @Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    12•7 months ago

    I’m certain the mountain lion is calculating his/her next meal within the house.

  • @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    11•7 months ago

    ILL TAKE IT!! imagine the snuggles that thing could give you 🤩

    • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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      It’ll snuggle you for the rest of your life.

  • Flying SquidM
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    10•7 months ago

    That looks a lot my cat. I had to get rid of it because I was allergic.

    And because it ate my leg. Bit it clean off.

    I miss you, kitty. 😥

  • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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    3•7 months ago

    Martha!

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Why did you say that name?

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        3•7 months ago

        For the fans of Baskets

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          1•7 months ago

          Found a new show to watch, thanks!

          • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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            2•7 months ago

            I wish I could watch it again for the first time.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    1•7 months ago

    peaches bathcam

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