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Laura to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

www.theregister.com

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Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

www.theregister.com

Laura to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months ago
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Russian court fines Google $2 decillion
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Don't hold your breath Putin

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/46115108

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  • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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    105•6 months ago

    It’s in rubles so $52.11

    • @casmael@lemm.ee
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      30•6 months ago

      Now it’s $43.17 - inflation is no laughing matter

      • @wiccan2@lemmy.world
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        4•6 months ago

        Just need to wait long enough to make it three fiddy

        • @Breezy@lemmy.world
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          5•6 months ago

          Tree fiddy.

    • "no" banana
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      1•6 months ago

      I know it’s a joke, but you’ve missed the dollar symbol. That’s the fine in USD.

      • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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        3•6 months ago

        It’s a joke.

        • "no" banana
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          1•6 months ago

          Literally the first part of the sentence lol

          • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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            -1•6 months ago

            But you still had to “explain it”. It’s a joke. The whole thing, including the ridiculous number (with a dollar sign) is a joke not to be taken seriously.

            • "no" banana
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              2•6 months ago

              Yeah, it wasn’t my brightest moment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

              • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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                2•6 months ago

                No worry! I hope I didn’t came off too much as an asshole 😔

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    88•6 months ago

    Here ya go, googles. I got your back.

    • Ignotum
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      22•6 months ago

      A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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      The Weimar Republic has entered the chat.

      Who knows how long that man had to work to earn that much paper? Twelve minutes? Thirteeeeen minutes?

      Anyway, until inflation hits at least 4,130,772,540,007,917,373,294% Americans should really stop griping about it.

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        10•6 months ago

        Because of the period of hyperinflation, one day I had a boss unwittingly hand me $500. She bent down and said, “Ooh! Someone dropped a quarter! Wait this ain’t a quarter, what the heck is this?” She then handed me a 1934 500 Deutchmark coin. I told her what it was, and asked her if she wanted it. She said she wouldn’t know what to do with it, so after I sold it, I gave her $75 as a 15% finders fee.

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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          That’s actually really cool.

          The only foreign coin I have came from a roll of quarters I got in 2015. Back when I visited the laundromat weekly. I stuck my quarters in the machine, but this one kept getting spit out so I checked it. I didn’t recognize the characters on it, but I had an Iranian coworker who might so I took it to work and asked if she knew what it was. She immediately goes, “Oh! This is a dirham! It’s from the UAE.”

          Turns out it was worth 23¢ at the time lol

          • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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            3•6 months ago

            One thing I forgot to mention, the thing that gave it away was it was cast out of aluminum, so it was really light. Probably worth a lot more these days, since this was about 16 years ago

    • @Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•6 months ago

      Honestly looks like Rock Band Bucks.

    • @tpihkal@lemmy.world
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      2•6 months ago

      Oof…can we get separate checks?

  • @ArkyonVeil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    33•6 months ago

    Relevant XKCD, as per usual: https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/

    • @wick@lemm.ee
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      4•6 months ago

      The Earth’s crust contains a bunch of atoms,[citation needed]

      Lmao

      • @Altofaltception@lemmy.world
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        1•6 months ago

        Well, have you seen said atoms?

  • @the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world
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    32•6 months ago

    Most sensible Russian legal decision:

    • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      11•6 months ago

  • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    32•6 months ago

    Ha ha ha! What a funny Onion headline!

    checks the community name

    laughs 1000x harder

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      15•6 months ago

  • @SkyNTP@lemmy.ml
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    31•6 months ago

    Missed opportunity to fine Google $1 googol.

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    25•6 months ago

  • @ApeNo1@lemm.ee
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    24•6 months ago

    It should have been $Googol instead.

    • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      12•6 months ago

      They double the fine each week so it will reach a googol eventually.

      • @Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11•6 months ago

        That means we reach a googol in ~218 weeks ≈ 4.2 years.

        I thought it would take longer.

  • TheTechnician27
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    15•6 months ago

    Twenty putillion dollars

  • "no" banana
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    14•6 months ago

    Isn’t that… More money than the GDP of the world?

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      I think that $20 decillion not only blows the GDP of the planet out of the water, it is also several orders of magnitude larger than the entire valuation of the entirety of the planet including the core.

      Edit: looked it up, and the GDP of 2023 was just over $100 trillion.

      • @Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
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        So google got fined 2x10 ^ 34?

        The earth is made up of 1.33x10 ^ 50 atoms. An A4 sheet of paper is made up of 8.37x10 ^ 23. Let’s assume roughly a dollar bill is 1/8th of an A4 sheet, so 1x10 ^ 23.

        The atoms in the dollar bill (10 ^ 23) multipled by the fine total (2x10 ^ 34) is 2x10 ^ 57.

        This means if every atom on the entire earth was rearranged into dollar bills you wouldn’t have enough money. You would need to do that to a million earths to pay that fine.

        Disclaimer: I half assed this math on my lunch break and I trusted Google AI results for the atom counts

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          2 × 10^37 according to the headline, but yeah. no, I miscounted.

  • @legion02@lemmy.world
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    10•6 months ago

    Would paying a fine to Russia be a sanctions violation?

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    8•6 months ago

    • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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      2•6 months ago

      Beat me to it

  • @edwardbear@lemmy.world
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    5•6 months ago

    Mwahaha

  • @YeetPics@mander.xyz
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    4•6 months ago

    How about we just quantify, prorate and scale the damage they’ve done in Ukraine and give them an adequate amount of rubbles instead of rubles?

  • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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    4•6 months ago

    If Google pays it they could crash the global economy.

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