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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months ago

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  • @mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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    139•7 months ago

    Oh fuck… It’s so stupid it’s smart.

  • @Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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    88•7 months ago

    I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

    2 > 1

    This one checks out, folks.

    • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      28•7 months ago

      You must be a terrorist because that’s MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.

      • @Archer@lemmy.world
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        26•7 months ago

        Al-Gebra

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        10•7 months ago

        How’s this instead: II > I

        • @P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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          1•7 months ago

          👏👏👏👏👏

      • @RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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        1•7 months ago

        deleted by creator

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      18•7 months ago

      What, you don’t believe in the Nemesis hypothesis?

      Because that would bring it up to… hang on, let me get my calculator…

      Two stars in the solar system.

      • @Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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        17•7 months ago

        Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:

        2 ≥ 2

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          10•7 months ago

          Curses, foiled again!

          • ALQ
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            11•7 months ago

            There is not a single thing about this comment chain that doesn’t bring me joy.

    • @postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      2•7 months ago

      You only see the bright white light kind of star?

      That’s racist.

    • Ziglin (it/they)
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      7 months ago

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  • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years…

    sigh

    I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

    Always tomorrow.

    • @whelk@lemm.ee
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      31•7 months ago

      This is one of the most fascinating comments I’ve ever encountered on Lemmy

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        10•7 months ago

        You’re fascinating. 😘

        • @whelk@lemm.ee
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          8•7 months ago

          We should be best friends. 👊

          • geogle
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            8•7 months ago

            He’ll call you tomorrow

            • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              4•7 months ago

              I will. :D

    • @SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works
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      22•7 months ago

      Wut?

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        57•7 months ago

        I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.

        • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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          25•7 months ago

          This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme

        • @Wogi@lemmy.world
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          17•7 months ago

          As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We’ve all been there.

          • @OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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            3•7 months ago

            Turkeys can fly. Unless this is a reference to something, then carry on.

            • @Wogi@lemmy.world
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              3•7 months ago

              WKRP Cincinnati, first annual turkey drop. A piece of legendary comedy history. Low key a jab at a failed real life attempt to release 2 million balloons in Cincinnati that resulted in two deaths.

              • @OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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                3•7 months ago

                Ohhhhhhh yeah I remember now!

        • TinyShonk
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          4•7 months ago

          I saw that post right below this one.

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        16•7 months ago

        And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.

        • @WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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          No this post was the correct location. Don’t second guess yourself. You were always meant to be here!

          • @pendingdeletion@lemmy.world
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            5•7 months ago

            Let’s go fishing

            • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              3•7 months ago

              I’ll call you tomorrow, tomorrow.

  • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    49•7 months ago

    You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.

    • don
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      15•7 months ago

      Doubleponder.

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        11•7 months ago

      • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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        5•7 months ago

        If i had fallen for it, i would have had a quarter ponder :)

    • @Boggy@lemmy.world
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      8•7 months ago

      Had yourself a thinkythink

    • @fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•7 months ago

      The term you’re looking for is doublethink.

      On an unrelated note: 2+2=5

  • @dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    28•7 months ago

    Not if you count Taylor Swift

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      1•7 months ago

      What about Chris, Jill, Brad, and Rebecca?

      • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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        4•7 months ago

        Sparkling gas giants at best.

        • @beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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          They’re only called stars if they grew up in the St. Arse region of France.

          • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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            1•7 months ago

            The Cannes région of France

  • Mohammad K.
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    20•7 months ago

    Mmm… Yeah!

  • @hate2bme@lemmy.world
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    12•7 months ago

    Is the joke that there is only one star in our solar system? The sun?

    • partial_accumen
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      yes, … and only 2 hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water (H2O)

      • @hate2bme@lemmy.world
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        3•7 months ago

        I was sure of the 2 H atoms but wasn’t sure if the sun was the only star. Thanks for the clarification.

        • @valkyre09@lemmy.world
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          12•7 months ago

          This joke doesn’t work on tatooine

  • kamen
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    11•7 months ago

    Made me think for a second.

  • SerotoninSwells
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    • Flying SquidOPM
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      3•7 months ago

      I just saw that series recently. What a wonderful show.

      • SerotoninSwells
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        2•7 months ago

        It really is a wonderful show. I watched it again recently because it’s that time of year, so this was on my mind. 😁

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          I had never seen it before, but I watched it all in one evening while my wife and daughter were out and then I watched it all again with them the next day because I knew they had to see it too, and it was just as good a day later.

          • SerotoninSwells
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            That’s so nice to hear. Hopefully it becomes a yearly tradition to watch it.

            We introduced it to our daughter this year. She was a little scared but enjoyed it nonetheless. I caught myself wishing there were more shows like it, but it’s so unique and that’s probably why I love it so much.

            • bcovertigo
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              There’s also going to be a stop motion tribute for OtGW released by the folks who make Wallace and Gromit on november third!

      • @davidgro@lemmy.world
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        1•7 months ago

        What show is it?

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          2•7 months ago

          Over the Garden Wall

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      1•7 months ago

      Me mum can sing the potato and molasses song

  • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    9•7 months ago

    Second time i see this, still funny :)

  • @blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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    7•7 months ago

    It’s true

  • @credo@lemmy.world
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    1•7 months ago

    Which solar system?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      2•7 months ago

      Name one.

      • @OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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        2•7 months ago

        The Milky Way

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          2•7 months ago

          That’s not a solar system, it’s a galaxy.

          • @Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            1•2 months ago

            Pluto

  • AnIndefiniteArticle
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    • Flying SquidOPM
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      10•7 months ago

      Jupiter and Saturn are not brown dwarves.

      https://www.astronomy.com/science/ask-astro-why-is-jupiter-not-a-star-or-a-brown-dwarf/

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        • Flying SquidOPM
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          Did you even read that page you linked to? Right at the top, it says:

          They are a mix of brown dwarfs and planetary-mass objects.

          • AnIndefiniteArticle
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            • Flying SquidOPM
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              “Y dwarf stars” are not even a thing!

              Neither brown dwarfs nor planetary-mass objects are stars.

              Are you just a troll?

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                • 🐍🩶🐢
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                  This is really fascinating! Today I learned.

                • Flying SquidOPM
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                  Literally none of those links talk about “Y dwarf stars.”

                  Yep. You’re just a troll.

    • @thephar@sh.itjust.works
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