Also, “identical” has a different meaning here.
There’s a special place in hell for the monster who dreamed up this captcha!
Top left? I mean, two of the things are literally inverse from each other, but that looks closest…
Yeah, inverse, but not identical.
Check this one out!
(hint: it’s the top right… totally different size/shape, but considered “identical”. FML
I had 15 of these goddamn things, and if you get one wrong they start you off again from #1, but after you’ve done the entire series!
EDIT: Also, wtf is the object? A wired personal vibrator?
I think it’s a sperm wearing a beanie
Ew. Tim Pool
I dunno mate…at least a sperm is capable of impregnating a woman.
Why are we going into a glass of ice
I would have never been able to get into this site
Hitachi Magic Wand?
What site did you need to get on so badly that you out up with this shit?
I always click on the sound option for accessibility—I refuse to do the visual ones. If the sound doesn’t work, I’m out.
Just tried it, and it gave me 10 audio puzzles with three sounds per puzzle! These assholes are pure evil.
Time to bail. Fuck that shit.
Insanity!
If you look at the cord, those are inverted too, not just color, but left to right.
this one’s easy, the magic wands
A mouse is guess. Or a penis.
Could be a microphone…
Yes, a vibrating microphone made for her pleasure. 😂
Are you doing Azure training too? I cursed these out to my boss when I encountered them. I’ve seen a lot of bad captcha but these are hands down the worst.
Are they identical objects?
What service?
LinkedIn.
To register a new account?
If so that’s costing Kim Jong hours!
Yeah, captchas have gotten worse recently. I had one asking me to choose “the largest animal” and it had an example picture of what was meant to be a lion. There was a rhino in one of the other pics.
It wanted me to click on lions, but then gave me something larger than a lion.
Edit: I just got this… Clicking on the flowers fails. Clicking on Skip fails. It wouldn’t let me try a third time to try clicking the cows, giraffe, or moose. But it clearly believes at least one of the three is smaller than a cat.
And the frog is scaled to look bigger so you don’t know what they mean either.
The answer is none, assuming color also plays a role.
Whoever made this CAPCHA probably didn’t consider that.
Someone with water spray bottle should have been in the dystopian design meeting that came up with this horror.
“No! Bad! No!”
spritz
Yeah, the person who thought this up should be forced to do it for 24 hours straight, with only 10 seconds for each guess, and for every one he gets wrong, five minutes gets added to his time.
Nice try bot.
Concidentally, I only saw these captchas from hell on sites that also have their own apps. I suspect they’re trying to force you to use the app instead of the browser (while also training AIs of course).
This image isn’t reCAPTCHA, but since it’s still relevant, here you go:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/buster-captcha-solver/
The thing is, there will come a day when only bots will be able to get these right. The only way into a site will be to answer incorrectly, to prove you’re human.
“Prove that you’re inferior.”
“I…what?..What even IS this puzzle? There’s a glowstick, and a porcupine, a pez dispenser in the shape of ray romano, and the board game battleship? I don’t get it…I don’t even get whats being asked…”
“Correct!”
“…I still don’t get it.”
“Buddy, we know your human. Stop proving your inferiority.”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???”
“Now you’re just showing off…”
You were solving some devs IQ test they couldn’t themselves.
My guess is the first one.
Yeah Google doesn’t think I know what a traffic light is… or a motorcycle
Rockstar uses these, but 30 of them, and each one asks for undivided attention. Count all visible sides of the dice, showing 6 different pictures of dice and then you have to choose 1 that matches the shown number. 30 times. Fuck that. I haven’t been able to play GTA5 since.
Anytime a website throws this nonsense at me, I immediately go elsewhere.
