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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago

The more you know

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago
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  • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

    • Richard
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      9•9 months ago

      Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

      • Ignotum
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        20•9 months ago

        What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

    • @xlash123@sh.itjust.works
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      7•9 months ago

      Similar story with blinker fluid

  • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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    45•9 months ago

    reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      12•9 months ago

      That’s fantastic, lol

      Is this chatgpt? I didn’t know you could have it analyze images.

      • @SiriusMiSt@lemmy.world
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        7•9 months ago

        “Is it really below average?”

        • @scarilog@lemmy.world
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          1•9 months ago

          Boutta go violate OpenAI’s terms of service, brb…

      • @modus@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this:

        https://huggingface.co/spaces/fancyfeast/joy-caption-pre-alpha

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    17•9 months ago

    Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

    • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      3•9 months ago

      Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k

      • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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        2•9 months ago

        Do you use synthetic or wild-caught?

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          2•9 months ago

          Free-range. I want to know they lived good, happy lives.

        • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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          Only the natural stuff for my mufflings !

  • drphungky
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    9 months ago

    I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.

    In related news, Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device going bad, despite the Internet being awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it’s a relatively easy fix.

  • bruhduh
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    14•9 months ago

    Indeed

  • @JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    11•9 months ago

    Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿

  • @pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works
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    11•9 months ago

    If your honk runs out, you’re irresponsible honk owner

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    9•9 months ago

    A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping “honking out a dirt snake” and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      My current favorite is

      Time to blow up the clown.

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with “In conclusion, …” followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

  • burgersc12
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    9•9 months ago

    Forget to recharge the honk and you get the bonk

  • @iamjackflack@lemm.ee
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    I mean if the car is off and the horn is continually used the battery will die…

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    4•9 months ago

    This caricature of George Bush disagrees

  • @nebulaone@lemmy.world
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    4•9 months ago

    If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

    • @deranger@sh.itjust.works
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      4•9 months ago

      That’s what microphones do.

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        2•9 months ago

        Backwards ass speaker motherfuckers.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    3•9 months ago

    TIL cars are nymphos

  • @perviouslyiner@lemmy.world
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    3•9 months ago

    Some bicycles can run out of honk

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