Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
Hehe you said “oral”.
I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.
I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.
Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.
You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.
I mean, pehaps you’re right, yes, but surely it’s still interesting.
girl cock is girl cock
Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue
Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …
Yes.
Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte
But in the morning? He’s making waffles.
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?
Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn’t spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
The Shrek paradox
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
Let me see the human from the back
That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH
You can only pick one.
Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it
Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?
The cocks are the same size. Huge.
I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock
Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…
I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
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Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
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And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.
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Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
Anyway, nice cock, bro.
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?