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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

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      Pack it in guys this is the comment.

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    A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

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      It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

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        Hehe you said “oral”.

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      I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

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        Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.

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          I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.

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            Once you get used to the idea of chick dick, well, it’s just a dick on a chick.

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              You don’t think that’s something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.

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                Well then clearly you’re not used to the idea yet.

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                  I mean, pehaps you’re right, yes, but surely it’s still interesting.

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            girl cock is girl cock

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              Well I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, but I’m sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.

              • Nikki@lemmy.world
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                well im not talking to those that would make girl dick an issue

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                  Good, good, yes, but I stand by finding it interesting.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

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      Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …

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      How much teeth do you like?

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        Yes.

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      Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

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      But in the morning? He’s making waffles.

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    Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

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      The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

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        Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?

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          Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn’t spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.

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    Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

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    The Shrek paradox

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    I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So

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    Let me see the human from the back

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      That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…

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    What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

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    I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(

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      Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta

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        it’s the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos

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      They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well

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      I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.

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    I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH

    • Striker@lemmy.worldOPM
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      You can only pick one.

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        Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it

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        Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?

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          The cocks are the same size. Huge.

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            I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock

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    Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…

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      I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

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    Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

    Water is the universal solvent.

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    Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.

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    deleted by creator

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      Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.

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          And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.

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          Toot your own horn! Tee hee.
          Anyway, nice cock, bro.

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    is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?

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