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m-p{3} to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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  • @Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    92•1 year ago

    Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      14•1 year ago

      Leave it to Stan

  • germtm.
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    56•1 year ago

    didn’t know command-line interfaces were religious.

    • @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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      50•1 year ago

      Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      3•1 year ago

      Me talking about how great jq is

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Suddenly nazis interested in your ted talk.

        • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          2•1 year ago

          ???

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Jq also refers to the “Jewish question” which is where the “final solution” came from.

            • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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              4•1 year ago

              Ew fucking gross

              But thanks

              Ugh

  • @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    35•1 year ago

    Most Christian males don’t know what a clit is, so this is understandable.

    • @rwhitisissle@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      That’s because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    26•1 year ago

    Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!

    • mypasswordis1234
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      29•1 year ago

    • @darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml
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      6•1 year ago

      Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

  • @unphazed@lemmy.world
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    25•1 year ago

    I am the clit commander!!!

    • @lando55@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      An offshoot of the LABIA?

    • @NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Some say the CLIT is a myth.

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        they just myth it because they dont really try

  • @breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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    24•1 year ago

    I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional

    • @SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      They probably don’t even know what a clit is so my guess is it’s unintentional.

    • themeatbridge
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      7•1 year ago

      They knew what they were doing.

      • @erp@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Yes, they certainly knew what they were dong.

    • @indepndnt@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      So, I grew up in a super religious environment – which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn’t know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That’s just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God’s will.

    • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      Oh I’ve met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word “damn”. Think pure thoughts!

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        6•1 year ago

        Most I’ve met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.

        • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 year ago

          Haha fair! In fairness, the time I spent around them was when we were in our early 20s so maybe not representative sample, just my experience

    • @Mastengwe@lemm.ee
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  • @sudo42@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

    Great job, men! We finally found it!

  • @activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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    21•1 year ago

    Didn’t think to dot the “i” huh?

    • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      This joke is underappreciated

      • @Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        I want to giggle too, can you explain?

        • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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          6•1 year ago

          It’s a play on the idiom to “cross your t’s and dot your i’s”, which means to make sure to check and double check your work for any errors/omissions/etc.

          So kind of two jokes for the price of one: the play on the idiom, and that they didn’t do it because of the clit joke that made it into the final draft 🤣

          • @L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world
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            In addition, the i with its dot are also the X of a treasure map, for those that need help finding it.

          • @NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            I just assumed it was for the visual association

          • @Shellbeach@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            Brilliant! Thanks for the explanation.

            • @spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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              1•1 year ago

              You’re welcome!

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    20•1 year ago

    They probably have more trouble finding it than most

    • @pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Lol everyone knows it doesn’t exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That’s right, nowhere

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        You are ignorant as fuck if you really believe that.

        • @pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          You can call me ignorant but the bible ain’t lying son

  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    18•1 year ago

    /theyknew

    • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that’s the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team’s name was “Free Base”

  • @penquin@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    Clit is a good team. I’m team clit.

    • @indepndnt@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Hell yeah, brother.

  • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    12•1 year ago

    “Helping you find Jesus”

    Dude, isn’t it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don’t think we need to be so explicit.

    You’re right…how about:

    “Helping you find it”

    Perfect!

  • @Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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    12•1 year ago

    I passed a big church… Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was “FEAR GO”

    Whats wrong with GO?

    • @Halosheep@lemm.ee
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      11•1 year ago

      It’s freaking hard man, I don’t think I coidl ever master it.

    • @tomkatt@lemmy.world
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      It’s a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It’s extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?

    • @z00s@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can’t take that stuff lightly

  • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing…right?

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  • @bluewing@lemm.ee
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    5•1 year ago

    So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.

    But no, the adults are the smart ones…

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