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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @kd45@lemm.ee
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    46•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      I fuckin love celery

      • dditty
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        2•1 year ago

        Yep me too, just crunching on raw celery is great with or without Peanut Butter and I also add it to smoothies

    • @Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      4•1 year ago

      There are apparently dozens of us!

    • @underwire212@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      I really dislike celery. I just don’t like the texture and flavor. Yucky

  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    “Celery tastes like water” is somwthing people only say because they heard other people say it. It clearly does not

    • @Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee
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        8•1 year ago

        Where the fuck are you getting spicy celery?

        • @OrgunDonor@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          I don’t know if I would call it spicy, been a long time since I had just celery though. But I am really sensitive to the taste of it.

          Even if you chop it up small and cook it into something, for me it ruins a meal and gives it this horrible aftertaste. Probably best described as puke, that kinda acidic taste

          • flicker
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            11•1 year ago

            I’m seconding what that other person said. You might have oral allergy syndrome.

            Fun fact; that’s how I found out I have oral allergy syndrome. I asked a friend how so many people can ignore the way bananas burn like that and apparently, they don’t.

            Celery is like the opposite of acid or burning or spice. It’s green and water.

      • @scutiger@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        You may be allergic to it, because celery has zero spice.

    • @Dicska@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      I think we’re back to the cucumber controversy. Or the mushroom one. Anyone being able to smell ants…?

  • EP51L0N
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    29•1 year ago

    Celery is peak, fight me

    • @CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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      8•1 year ago

      Love that crunchy boii

    • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      6•1 year ago

      Do I have to fight you? I agree with you.

      • @Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Celery stick sword fight.
        Go!

  • ArgentCorvid [Iowa]
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    18•1 year ago

    Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.

    • @BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Isn’t rhubarb poisonous before cooking

      • Daeraxa
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        5•1 year ago

        Its the leaves that have a lot of oxalic acid, the stems are edible raw, just utterly unpalateable. Although if you have a miracle berry first it is apparently delicious - https://youtu.be/hgvRoCY0hNA?t=10m26s

        • Buglefingers
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          1•7 months ago

          You mentioning eating the stems raw made me think of it and instantly increased my saliva production. It’s not easily palatable, it’s intense, you’re right, but man is it good. I grew up on that stuff. Cracking that raw stem and munching it while doing gardening is a stimmy miracle

      • ArgentCorvid [Iowa]
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        1•1 year ago

        nope, just the leaves.

  • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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    17•1 year ago

    Better than just sticking my finger in the blue cheese dressing tho…

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•1 year ago

      carrots??

      • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        When I say “better” what I really mean is “more socially acceptable”.

        Carrots are also more socially acceptable than my finger…

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Celery is delicious and I will die on that hill

    Mmmm crunchy water.

  • @HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    I don’t know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible

    • @MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      You my friend are in a genetic minority. Sorry about that.

      -god

  • ☂️-
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    10•1 year ago

    you can try my shower drain if you are so inclined

  • Romkslrqusz
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    10•1 year ago

    This is only true of the celery you find in grocery stores.

    Grow some in your garden, you’re in for a world of flavor you never knew existed

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      -1•1 year ago

      Same shit people say about cucumbers and they all taste like bland ass. Literally worse than iced tap water.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery

      Raw celery is 95% water, 3% carbohydrates, 0.7% protein, and contains negligible fat (table). A 100-gram (3+1⁄2-ounce) reference serving provides 16 calories of food energy, and is a rich source of vitamin K, providing 28% of the Daily Value, with no other micronutrients in significant content (table).

  • @jaschen@lemm.ee
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    8•1 year ago

    I “peel” celery like how I peel a potato. So basically peel off the stringy part. Then I cut them diagonally or at a 45° angle. I then stir fry them with carrots and string peas and baby corn and shallots with some garlic and salt.

    It’s so crunchy and fresh tasting.

  • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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    7•1 year ago

    Damnit I wish I had some good shit to flavor my stew with.

    Glances at Mirepoix

    • @Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      That’s really it, soup and stew. I opt for the celery root, toss it in a bag, call it a day.

      • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Also would make a killer white wine sauce for roast chicken.

  • NickwithaC
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    6•1 year ago

    And have it taste like eating shampoo or some other chemical soup not to be left within reach of children.

  • @AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Growing your own celery is a game changer. Most produce we get in the store is hopelessly bland.

  • str82L
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    5•1 year ago

    At least it’s also salty.

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      5•1 year ago

      Mom, can I get some sloppy blowjob aftermath?

      No, we have sloppy blowjob aftermath at home.

      Sloppy blowjob aftermath at home:

      • @mergingapples@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        Risky click of the day…

  • @erp@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Nature’s dental floss!

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